I am the whimsical elf that everyone goes to for fun. Sometimes. Austin. 17. Rather boring state of Pennsylvania. Love The Strokes and bad puns. I also have a spot in my heart for Whinnie the Pooh and I must always reblog it. Oh and don't be afraid to ask questions :)
Age Is No Crime
Q: how do you explain why there's so many people are excited about this record that hasn't even come out yet?
Julian: Well, I dunno what you guys think but I feel like perhaps it's really good music and people tend to respond to that
Albert: I think it's 'cause Nick is hot
Nikolai: that's true.
Q: how do you respond to the media hype?
Albert: I masturbate to the covers that we're on.
Nikolai: wow
Julian: yeah he jerked off while he was reading our interviews
Albert: tension release... 'tell me more what I said' *mimes masturbating*
People born in 1990 can legally drink alcohol.
Obama was sworn into office 3 years ago.
Michael Jackson died over 2.5 years ago.
2007 was HALF A FUCKING DECADE ago.
There are kids in middle school now that don’t even remember 9/11.
There are girls born in 1998 who are pregnant.
There are over 600 pokemon.
I graduated half a decade ago.
Holy fuck, guys.
I’m gonna be twenty in ten days. Holy fuck.
Just one year prior to my birth.
So in about…4 and a half months I’ll be 21. Otherwise, this is true for me
(Source: itsjeremiah, via ohliveoil)
